The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017

Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

by Mexel March 12, 2025

Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019

trumpet

the best of the instruments

person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro

by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.

Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.

by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020

Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018