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Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024
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neck traffic

Neck traffic occurs when the neck darkens in most spots, except where "roads" are formed by the folds of the skin not exposed to color. It can make the neck look like traffic is forming.
Damn, check out that woman. She has so much neck traffic, she needs a stop light!
by Cassmoneybunny November 23, 2023
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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024
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Roadrunner Traffic

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.
I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.
by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024
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Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.
My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.
by Skibidilover June 18, 2024
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Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie
by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024
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General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.
“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic
by aidanfrd September 30, 2024
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