by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019
by Lettucekisses June 21, 2018
by Bubbadabully May 14, 2020
FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016
by GIMP November 16, 2016
He doesn't have a very big penis but he sure is tongue hung.
Have you seen Gene Simon's , Man he sure is tongue hung.
Have you seen Gene Simon's , Man he sure is tongue hung.
by Larue23 October 23, 2017