ron-masz

Simply put: the act of inviting very dear friends to a bourbon tasting; collecting the bottles ahead of time; then selling your house, uprooting your family, and leaving the state to avoid sharing the cherished bottles of tasty bourbon for the previously mentioned event

What a boner jam. We were supposed to head to Mike’s this weekend, but he pulled a ron-masz. Last time I fall for that one.

by Author 17 April 10, 2021

Ron

Ron is the name of the guy that's harassing Becky

Ron: "lemme smash"
Becky " no Ron"

by Unybro May 8, 2019

Ron Weasley

Literally the hottest ginger ever he’s so underrated

Person 1: Harry Potter is the hottest character

Person 2: Nah Ron Weasley is the hottest & he’s so underrated

by kinkyweasley February 14, 2022

Sleepy Ron

Another name for the governor of florida

Man 1: where’s desantis at?
Man 2: oh you know sleepy Ron, always asleep at the wheel

by NyxonGate December 29, 2021

Ron Weasley

Basically everyone as a person

“Are you Ron Weasley?”
“You are very stupid everyone knows that everyone is Ron Weasley,”
“Unless you are Hermione Granger,”

by lawnmendes April 28, 2021

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 23, 2024

Friend of Ron

Friend of Ron - code word for identifying a fellow conservative in a liberal setting. References adherence to the values of Ronald Reagan.

I'm pretty sure Ric is a friend of Ron.

Really? I imagine that's tough for him in New York.

by KLFREE August 14, 2021