Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.

Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009

Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

by Geepers1 March 26, 2011

sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.

Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.

by whatsit December 11, 2007

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009