Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".

A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.

by Don Dukas March 7, 2008

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019

Weinerization

The act of having sex with what you hope is a female

I gave alley one hell of a weinerization last night bro

by Slinky dink October 30, 2022

weiner-bumping

another phrase for gay sex, or gay sexual interaction

Paul and Devin we're weiner-bumping behind the school.

by ebisme03 October 21, 2016

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022

jennifer weiner

shes an author. duh. loved by everyone bc of her snarky last name lol katie and kaylee love her. married to samuel KUKU.

Oh, look it's jennifer weiner!

by loveoutloud March 8, 2019