Wal-tirement

When you can't make it on social security and have to get a job at Wal-Mart to make ends meet.

My Grandpa is living out his Wal-tirement as a greeter.

Wal-tirement by ThornBush December 28, 2011

introvert tired 

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.

School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.

introvert tired by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017

nap tired 

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.

"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."

nap tired by titanc_13 June 26, 2017

Sally tired 

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

Sally tired by MotherSally June 28, 2017

Gucci tired eyes 

A term for when you're so tired that you start making the bags under your eyes a fashion statement

Yo what's good Rodney, stayed up all night finishing my midterm. Rocking them Gucci tired eyes this morning.

Gucci tired eyes by Santans October 12, 2017

Buying Tires 

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

Buying Tires by Winks99 May 4, 2019

Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.

Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!

Puke tired by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019