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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022
A Jane who isn't the first Jane. Usually superior to the other Jane. But which Jane is the other Jane? The only way to decide is a fight to the death with blunted spears.
Jane #1: I'm totally the other Jane.
Jane #2: No,I'm the other Jane.
Rowan: Potato.
Jane #1: There is only one way to decide.
Jane #2: Spear Fight?
Jane #1: Yep.
Rowan: Here's the Spears!
Jane #2: Fuck you Rowan.
Jane #2: No,I'm the other Jane.
Rowan: Potato.
Jane #1: There is only one way to decide.
Jane #2: Spear Fight?
Jane #1: Yep.
Rowan: Here's the Spears!
Jane #2: Fuck you Rowan.
by Rewin Ramsey May 19, 2016
You're in a group chat, but there's another one, with everyone but you. It might be real, or you might be paranoid, or both.
Someone asked a question about Saturday's BBQ logistics in the group chat. Then 35 seconds later, deleted it. They must have reposted it in the other group chat.
by dgivista January 18, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025
I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?
Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
No. Matt. It didn't used to be the other way around for fat cocks. I've already gone over this. They were demonized for fucking all of the women not for not fucking all of the women.
Hym "And you are doing more to rhetorically protect fat cocks than you are at actually protect women and children. And frankly, it being the other way around benefits more people than maintaining the status quo. "
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025