by CashDied September 5, 2022

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
by breast fixation June 14, 2011

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
by Schilp June 4, 2022

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."
by yogha September 17, 2023

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.
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by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts
by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015
