by bobbycat December 6, 2016

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen
by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020

Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
by BiggieChezz January 3, 2022

A bell clap is when someone brings both of their hands together onto an opponent's ears and it makes them disoriented and their ears ring, messing up their balance and equilibrium
by WompInTheCromp April 2, 2019
