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penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.
I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!
by bobbycat December 6, 2016
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computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 May 12, 2018
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Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen
OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one
by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020
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auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014
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handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks
fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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Double-Clapped

Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?

Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.

Person 1: Filthy bastard...
by BiggieChezz January 3, 2022
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bell clap

A bell clap is when someone brings both of their hands together onto an opponent's ears and it makes them disoriented and their ears ring, messing up their balance and equilibrium
Did you see Johnny bell clap that dude and kick him while he was down?
by WompInTheCromp April 2, 2019
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