Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020

by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020

`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
Alan did your mom last night
by big mommy milkers uwu October 5, 2022
