Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 03, 2020

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili February 21, 2010

Pad see ew

A Thai dish that is made from white rice noodles stirred fried with meat (e.g. pork or chicken), eggs, chinese kale chopped, garlic and dark soy sauce.

I love Pad see ew!!!

by starvinger🧐 December 27, 2022

Vagina Pad

A pad girls put on their vaginas that helps stop the bleeding

“Omg Jaiya is that a vagina pad”

by Vagina pad March 11, 2020

Fatty Pad

Insult to a person when they are being annoying, or negative.

"I love running."- Bolt
"I hate running and losing to you."- Jake
"Don't be a Fatty Pad!"- Bolt

by TheDuggarsSideHug September 14, 2016

a pad

smells like a fish taco. yum

damn gurl, your a pad smells like a fish taco

by koktopussy November 16, 2020

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024