by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023
Get the Plastic Raviolimug. 
by Cock Myles December 23, 2023
Get the Plasticmug. When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!
by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016
Get the Plastic Reindeermug. HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...
Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Plastic Surgerymug. National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!
Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !
by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019
Get the National Plastic Daymug. A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Get the Plastic sharkmug.