Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023

Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017