a filthy burrito is the act of placing your finger inside a womans mouth during sex most times after rubbing your finger on something else like ball sweat, booty juice, pre-cum, or some d.n.a.
by sleepyheadt2003@yahoo.com October 20, 2008
Get the filthy burritomug. When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010
Get the Couch Burritomug. A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.
by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007
Get the Seattle Burritomug. The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part
by Thechef July 7, 2018
Get the Wet Burritomug. eating a girl out while she's taking a shit
by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011
Get the twisted burritomug. by chritian bale June 17, 2015
Get the leaky burritomug. When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
by MassWorder May 1, 2010
Get the Burrito Bombmug.