Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!

Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.

by rickebabe November 13, 2013

reaction text

A text message that is sent when you cant remember what you were talking about. It is normaly a one word text that could work for many sittuations.

Alex: How did your day go?
Whitney: Good
Alex: Cool (reaction text)

by cmarshallmqt December 3, 2011

No x Text

A text message from your partner that does not end with 'x'. You know you're in trouble when you get one of these, especially when you're unaware of the pretext.

'Dude, I just got a text that said 'I've got your flip flops''

'Did it end in with a kiss?'

'Nah. It's a No x Text, man!'

'Oh dear. Shit gonna hit the fan, bro!'

by Moodlepoo August 21, 2012

text mode

when youre texting nonstop

Andrew: wanna watch a movie?
Sam: not right now. Im in text mode.
Andrew: get off the phone!!!

by megan meshel November 14, 2007

text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

Text Jam

When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.

I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.

by EXHaysbert October 14, 2009