Ted

A stupid boy don’t know how life works a bully and has no friends. You will only like him if u enjoy messing people’s life up and making them feel unwanted

Ted is a nasty boy

by Holly inroads November 23, 2019

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia

Fans: “Looking sharp ted”

by SharpTed July 15, 2022

TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 9, 2021