flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!

Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

Stom Tape

Stom Tape in Hebrew is "Shut the fuck up".
You are most likely to say it to your friend who annoys you. Sometimes, you can use this phrase to tell the whiny little kid in your class to shut the fuck up.

You can also use this phrase and add "Shelha" which means your's.
"Stom Tape Shelha George".

George - "Wow why the fuck did you do it?"
Duad - "Stom Tape idiot"
George - "..."

Example number 2:
Kid number 1 - "WOWWWWW ITS SO HOTTTTT HEREEE"
Kid number 2 - "Fuck, Stom Tape you are annoying"
Kid number 1 - "..."

by TheIsraeliCoolKid September 9, 2017

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Drop The Tape

Let me see the video of you having sex or giving head.

Me: “Drop the tape.”
Her: “Tape?”
Me: “Sex tape.”

by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023

Packing Tape

Pertaining to one’s butthole and/or butthole stuff

“Hey, do you have any Packing Tape?”
Would translate to:
“Hey, can I see that butthole?”
Or
“Can we get some Packing Tape”
Would translate to:
“Can we do some butthole stuff?”

by KindDingaling June 10, 2025