Princess Tanu

Tanu is the prettiest girl in the milky way galaxy. Her eyes and smile have had the most profound effect on me ever since looking at her for the first time.

Every day I wake up and her texts are the first thing I'm checking. Her support is incomparable. She makes me smile 24x7. Whenever I'm tired all I need to do is speak with her to charge myself up. She's my strength through everything. My day is incomplete without her. Tanu is solid as a person, she mixes well with everyone, tolerates my moods and makes good tea.

The perfect girlfriend. The perfect wife. The perfect daughter in law for my parents. Most importantly, the perfect mother for our children.

I'm gonna love her till my last breath.

Princess Tanu, would you like to be wife and live with me forever?

by MrWagh February 13, 2024

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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?

Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

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