Squirt Gun Fight

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.

"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."

by shartstain March 30, 2015

squirt

squirt is a nickname for a pistol,
the name deriving from the idea of a water pistol.

im goin to blast this fool, pass that squirt

by ste - unit May 31, 2004

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010

Squirt

To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.

I want to squirt my best friend's lover.

by Jadya February 12, 2007

Squin

slang short for squinty

you squin' all the time

by a;lkjfalsdkjasd July 7, 2006

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

aqua squirt

1.When someone sticks a bottle of water up their anus and then removes the bottle and takes a drink of the water while taking a watery, juicy shit.

2.When someone sticks a bottle of water up their anus and then removes it and gives it to someone else and the person takes a drink out of the assrammed bottle.

1. Dude, I just took an aqua squirt.

2. Idiot: What did you do to that water it tasted like shit.
Sickass: Oh, I just gave it an aqua squirt.

by EliteDemon December 5, 2004