The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

peanutbutter spoon

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).

Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !

by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020

spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008