Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.

smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.

by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018

Sponge

Guy or girl who cleans off cum between sex sessions. Sometimes a designated role in an orgy. It can be someone cleaning off cum from an escort between clients. It can also be someone who licks a girl's pussy clean between orgy partners or clients. The role can be related to being a fluffer, cuckquean or cuckold, host at an orgy or gangbang, a house slave at a dungeon, or a driver or personal assistant to an escort.

Ex. Sponged my girl while she was getting gangbanged by five guys last night.

Ex. An escort let me sponge her between clients.

Ex. My girlfriend's escorting downtown tonight and I'm her sponge. Licked a client's cum out of her pussy, and now I'm out buying pizza for her while she's servicing the next client.

by Banana Dawg March 14, 2018

Sponge bobbed

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.

You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.

by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017