Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Spoiltation

The act of spoiling someone, such as buying a friend gifts or giving a sibling money.

I don’t think you can beat their spoiltation.

by 1mbatman07 July 8, 2025

Spaint

A can of paint (as for walls, ceilings, ...) mixed with an ejaculation of sperm, so as to leave your mark or tag on any owned house, garage or other remodeling. Usually, of course, known only to you or your bros.

I've made & used spaint on the walls of every house I've lived in.

I've used spaint in memory of every place I've lived.

by AlvordSky July 13, 2025

Sointra

Inspiring awe, admiration, or wonder; extremely impressive or formidable.

The dog was strolling down a street in Amsterdam with his Freytag bag, which was sointra.

by nosajtonosaj July 15, 2025

Spinty

Describes the intense, icy, tingly, and slightly overwhelming feeling caused by strong minty products—like extra-strength gum, mouthwash, or peppermint oil. It’s not spicy, but it hits hard.

“This gum is so spinty my eyes are watering!”
“I love that toothpaste, but it’s a little too spinty before bed.”

by Person that invented spinty. July 21, 2025

spintraction

Spintraction (noun):
The ancient dark art practiced by FOX News sorcerers, political handlers, and Washington Post wizards, wherein a completely irrelevant story — like a senator’s cousin’s TikTok or a staged culture war shouting match — is inflated into a national crisis to ensure no one notices the billionaires robbing the treasury, the planet melting, or democracy coughing up blood in the alley.

A portmanteau of spin and distraction, it’s the elite-approved mind confetti blasted into your face 24/7 so you’ll argue about American Eagle jeans while the masters of the universe rewrite the Constitution in a cigar lounge and bet on who will build the first resort on the beach in Gaza.

Usage:
“Today’s spintraction: Angry mobs debating the morality of Ms Rachel while Congress quietly legalizes sex trafficking.”

by MrsMaiselish July 30, 2025

spontaneous mammary spillage

The unintentional or conspicuous exposure of a breast or part of a breast, typically from clothing that is too loose, low-cut, or otherwise revealing, is often used humorously or euphemistically.

Right now she is mortified because of an incident involving spontaneous mammary spillage.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2025