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Shitty Chicken

When the work-place and/or job has overwhelmed you with never ending projects...

Especially on a monday!

Or when your spouse has told you she wants kids/ or to break up.

ALL BAD NEWS.
I went into work last night and saw the madness that was left behind from the earlier shift for me...I said to my fellow employees.."This is Shitty Chicken"
by Daddy_Monk October 24, 2011
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Hot Smitty

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.
Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"
by Zenfluffychaser November 15, 2010
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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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Fuckington Smitty

1. The classiest motherfucker ever.

2. The name you should use when you sign up for websites.
Did you see Fuckington Smitty at the party? What a hoss!
by Fuckington Smitty July 14, 2012
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snitty

a combination of snotty and shitty; also a synonym for snotty depending on usage
snitty snitty bang bang
by Jeminem May 18, 2005
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Shitty Scent

Black rapper widely known as "50 Cent". Gives anal sex to Feminem aka Eminem, for allegiance.
Shitty Scent is Feminem's best butt-friend i heard.
by Femi-killah October 2, 2003
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Spittyraw

When there is a lack of both lube and condoms available when initiating coitus. Resulting in natural lubrication and no protecting.
Hey boo, tonight I’m going in spittyraw on your junkbox ;) !”
by WhosACreamy November 3, 2018
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