Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex

i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight

by anonymous February 18, 2025

someone help this website

this is used when a website is so far gone it has two sides the good one and bad side

someone help this website, the urban dictionary they have too many weirdos and maybe gooners

by Ivebeentraumatizedfromthis web November 20, 2025

to jenny with someone

To jenny with someone, means to spend time with a special someone, someone who means a great deal to another. These two people get together and do intimate things such as watch Netflix, eat chips, and talk about life.

I'm busy tomorrow, I'm going to jenny with someone.

by Hizachary September 4, 2016

someone cool

A human being actually decent enough to get this title (Note: Nobody currently has it and nobody has.)

you all suck, someone cool is never gonna show up

by life rlly sucks July 2, 2022

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019

National sell someone day

December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!

Hey what’s today’s date?

December 5th

Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha

by Worldball December 5, 2023