Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.

"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."

by The Love Cats March 26, 2010

Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.

Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.

by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010

Showing on

Showing on, To show on. When a person, usually a man in a busy pub helps a female through a crowd by placing his hand on her back and helping her forward, or showing on. Particularly when he doesn't know her and when she does not require any showing on assistance.

kim: Hey, can you see that guy over there, he is constantly showing on girls through the crowd
Moomin; Yes, Ive noticed him doing it to all the hot chicks even when it's not busy

by Fatcatkim November 15, 2011

Shopping angel

Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!

Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.

by Long Johns February 28, 2012

Shopping Trolley

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.

"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013