The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021
a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.
Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 26, 2014
"Hey Dani will you walk with me to math class. You know, the one taught by the MEANEST teacher in school!?"
Dani: "ugh sure. How am I supposed to use 1x+ 72×÷7.123= 2×+3.67÷ 4× for being a politician! ?"
Dani: "ugh sure. How am I supposed to use 1x+ 72×÷7.123= 2×+3.67÷ 4× for being a politician! ?"
by XxhipsterscantswimxX January 05, 2014
1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family
3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family
3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV March 14, 2017
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.
Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) March 26, 2016
A place where you have a contest of holding your pee and a pure torture chamber of boredness to the point where you just don't care about anything and leaving school gives you the feeling of awsomeness and a place to hyptonize your parents to think that school is a good place and videogames cause violence and makes you very sad also student debt sucks and high school is just pure pain and finally where you have a intense contest of how insane you can go from school
Mom IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL You In Your Mind welp here goes another 7 hours of my life wasted in pure pain and a contest for insane things to get absolutely no prize at all MOM: GET HERE NOW YOUNG MAN You: OH NO NONONONONONONO
by a name that is totally not tok November 30, 2020
by Bob........................... October 04, 2018