Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016

pull someone's card

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019

kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

someone named someone

it is you who is someone that is named someone and that is actually your friend who is you.

someone named someone

by You is actualy me who is niga November 24, 2019

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.

- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”

by the pingüin December 7, 2019

someone who crops memes wrong

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019