jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 09, 2017

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bug in the rug

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

by echoten February 22, 2009

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Looking to rob someone of an item or items. Also knows as a threat to hit a “lick” on someone or to “stain” them.

We was under rugs for a minute
I just hit a stain

he was a easy lick

by wøpaveli August 07, 2020

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The well oiled chin furniture adorned by the west sides top shagger of tenerife 2018.

"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"

"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"

"Fuck sake."

by Churdmeister June 03, 2020

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When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

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When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

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When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

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