Ranchpire

One who puts ranch sauce on every thing. One who has been known to consume ranch out of its container even with out food for it to be dipped in or put on.

At the McDonalds we watched the Ranchpire's in the next booth, lick clean the dipping container well after they had finished off the fries.

by IceForge March 5, 2010

roach grip

The roach grip is when one is smoking either a joint or a bluntand the roach has become too small to hold normally so you take your middle finger and your thumb instead of your index finger and thumb and make it so the roach is facing towards the palm of your hand. The roach grip allows you to smoke more of the joint/blunt in your hand(which in my opinion is more enjoyable) instead of in a bowl or roachinator.

Jit: Dude the joints so small I can't hit it.
Stoner: Bro use the roach grip.

by JBader420 March 12, 2011

Roaching It

When a Person is Fucked Up nd is doing something stupid that it makes people or others laugh or join

1) Thanking You the Homie is Roaching It xD 2) Imma Just Roach it Tonight <3x) 3) Look hes Roaching it xO

by Roach626 June 3, 2011

roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong

Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned

by lil mogil October 12, 2013

RANCHION

A large McMansion, built in the country, with land.

Bill was tired of living in Dallas, so he bought a ranchion, on Richland chambers lake.

by Danman73 November 1, 2015

roach nail

Growing out one or both thumbnails in order to hold and smoke a roach easier without burning one's fingers

You ever seen ScHoolboy Q's hands? Dude has a big ass roach nail

by Dr. Sanjay December 16, 2015

Roach Meat

A person whom is making you feel mentally amused by their actions or their physical appearance

Friend~ " Take a look at this guy...what a roach meat."
Friend 2~ " Wow, his hair makes him look like an iguana"

by Roachmeat255 January 18, 2017