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roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis
by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022
mugGet the roach tennismug.

roach motel

a roach motel is a strip club that got tainted and all the girls have hiv or aids or some kind of sexual disease or sexual infection and every stripper in the club, you do not want a lap dance or have sex with anyone at a roach motel.
i can't believe this place is a roach motel now...i use to fuck so many girls all the time and blew so much money that they all retired, they hard to work hard at it, it wasn't no quick fuck. other girls wishing they didn't blow me off still stripping decades later
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
mugGet the roach motelmug.

Roach

Kids that steal your loot in Fornite
That fucking Roach took my loot
by FormL June 14, 2018
mugGet the Roachmug.

Roaches

A maid that walkes in your house for free
WOW ITS A MAID IMA CALL IT ROACHES
by ROACHEs on my wall December 19, 2018
mugGet the Roachesmug.

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
mugGet the [APP]roachedmug.

Roaching Around

"Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace: breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the chill nonchalant vibe.
So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many Busch light, decide to turn the Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track, but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. Then one of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into the curb. That’s peak roaching around.
by Willious The Sillious November 24, 2024
mugGet the Roaching Aroundmug.

Roach

a person who thinks they're the shit but in reality they're literal walking trash.
Omg! Look at Karina.
Ew. She is such a roach.
by Mariah Posey May 25, 2018
mugGet the Roachmug.

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