Pony-Express

The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)

If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)

by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018

Pony show

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.

Fuck a pony show.

by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Pony Talk

Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.

Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.

by Sassyasss July 27, 2010

bologna pony

see: fuzzy no no

AJ loves the bologna pony

by BOWZER July 27, 2003

Butt Pony

A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.

"Man, gotta pee?"
"Yes."
"Ahhhh...."
"...Hey Steve, I declare Butt Pony!"
"Owww....my colon...."

by Mcb0sse January 23, 2009

ass pony

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

by racerzero December 17, 2006

Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 17, 2005