The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)
If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)
by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018
Get the Pony-Expressmug. Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.
by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017
Get the salty ponymug. Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.
by Sassyasss July 27, 2010
Get the Pony Talkmug. 
A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.
by Mcb0sse January 23, 2009
Get the Butt Ponymug. by racerzero December 17, 2006
Get the ass ponymug. The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
Get the Shetland Ponymug.