When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023
Get the Alabama Petting Zoomug. Small Pet Select is a rabbit website specializing in hay, pellets and other goods such as hay mixes. When you have a rabbit, it's best to order from Small Pet Select. Their hay, once ordered, is cut and shipped on the same day. Pellets are shipped immediately as well, and made without pesticides.
by Toby Defines Rabbit Words December 17, 2017
Get the Small Pet Selectmug. 
Get the PET-A-FILEmug. The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015
Get the Wonder Petsmug. by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003
Get the pet-o-philemug. by Gary James December 10, 2008
Get the pet my catmug. Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.
by Butter Baron May 1, 2015
Get the Pet the baby tigermug.