Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Toss the Pancake

Another word for masturbation.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to stay in and toss the pancake."

by Kate Mathers May 9, 2012

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

fuckin pancakes

A two worded word that describes the all natural meaning of good pancakes

Hey you want some FUCKIN PANCAKES?

by Mr.coward1919 May 20, 2019