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eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.
I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag
by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025
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Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.
Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.
by King.Frog January 29, 2025
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kick it at your pad

Going to hang out at a friend’s house. Act of going to someone’s home. To visit someone.
Let’s kick it at Jeff’s pad in a few. I am jet over to your pad in a quick minute. I am roll over to your pad. Let’s chill at your pad. Let’s kick it at your pad bro. Bro you gonna come over and kick it for a few or what?
by JonathanLee February 19, 2025
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lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
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The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook
Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA
by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023
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