mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 11, 2010

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raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl November 29, 2007

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Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

by Geepers1 March 10, 2011

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sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.

Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.

by whatsit November 14, 2007

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GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 01, 2011

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