Beer-numb

After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.

Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!

by Jimz From Sweden June 18, 2009

Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.

get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.

by Bumpyjonas March 08, 2017

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs September 21, 2015

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

by maryjane5000 March 15, 2013

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox November 06, 2015

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura August 16, 2008