shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

zac beers

a legend who is the best mate. lives in australia

aw shit it's a zac beers

by mateyboy June 24, 2019

Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2008

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

by maryjane5000 March 14, 2013

Street Beer

A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)

"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."

by ELSEANO May 30, 2009

Betis Beer

When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.

Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019