“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
by Ragnex March 23, 2005

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
by NZ Gary January 12, 2010

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010

by adetrick March 18, 2015
