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Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.
"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"
by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022
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nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.
henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019
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Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
Normal

Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
Normal

Criminal
Element
That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!
by JuSco January 20, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
mugGet the Austerity Noncemug.

Nonce

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17
by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020
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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
mugGet the Chronic noncemug.

Nonce

Wow, you're nonce
by Smart smart pants October 24, 2019
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