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goozle string

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.
I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.
by chudster85 November 25, 2022
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string puller

That retard that gets internal orgasms from pulling peoples hoodie strings.
“I killed myself when I found out my sister was marrying a filthy string puller.”
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Tickle my strings

When a person feels the need to be pleasured whilst bearing a copper IUD. Note: the copper is optional.
Maximus: So, I built a computer.
Freaky Clara: GOD! Tickle my strings. Right here, right now.
by TheStrayPube<3 July 10, 2024
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david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
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string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.
some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”
by bigdong488 February 21, 2020
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Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans
i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically
by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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