quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.

"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."

by livvylu July 31, 2022

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.

When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.

by pappaperake April 18, 2024

quarter breed

A racist term for a person who isn’t full or half mixed

Girl: YOU QUARTER BREED!

Other girl: just because I’m not half of something doesn’t mean I’m a quarter breed.

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.

Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA

by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011