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promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.
Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021
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Note-Tipping

Reading your revision notes right before an exam and when the exam starts, write down all the useful things from the notes onto the exam paper itself for reference.
Person 1: How did you get so high on the test?
Person 2: Oh, I just tried out Note-Tipping!
by paperarrow March 15, 2019
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Note from sally

When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.
I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.

I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!
by woota8 November 24, 2011
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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Music Note

A s:ai contestant with two asses, and a large nerd 😩
Person A: Yo you are such a Music Note right now
Person B: >:0
by SkyRacer2020 March 19, 2023
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