boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.

When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.

by sb2008 February 08, 2018

Buy a

Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it

BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN

by Kayla Bayla June 22, 2021

Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.

Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.

by rollacethejazzmaster September 06, 2021

come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 19, 2021

You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it

*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈

by Nif3 May 10, 2021

Boheme Bui Vien

The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long

Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?

Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!

1 month later:

Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!

by Harryluong April 09, 2018

buying flowers

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

by eeeeek!!:D December 08, 2009