Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004
Get the Long Dongmug. A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.
I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.
by thebev September 20, 2005
Get the long cockedmug. I'm from Long Island so I trust me on all of this stuff
-a lot of people in long island are 'gheto' and 'gangsta', actually scratch that, everyone from long island falls under one of these categories
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york CITY. and the state, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-the few people who aren't ghetto and gangsta are absolutely loaded white people
-everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, we practically created homosexuality.
-i have to admit, we have shitty beaches..
-long island is upstate, thats just retarted to disputed.
-all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. If you can't deal with it then you should just move here
-all the girls are bitches
-everyone here is stupid, why is this even a question, are you reading what I am writing
-if you want to stop being inferior to gangsta, rich white stupid homosexual black people from the city in upstate NY and meet bitches then just move to long island already
-a lot of people in long island are 'gheto' and 'gangsta', actually scratch that, everyone from long island falls under one of these categories
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york CITY. and the state, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-the few people who aren't ghetto and gangsta are absolutely loaded white people
-everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, we practically created homosexuality.
-i have to admit, we have shitty beaches..
-long island is upstate, thats just retarted to disputed.
-all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. If you can't deal with it then you should just move here
-all the girls are bitches
-everyone here is stupid, why is this even a question, are you reading what I am writing
-if you want to stop being inferior to gangsta, rich white stupid homosexual black people from the city in upstate NY and meet bitches then just move to long island already
by longIslandOGhomo4Life December 17, 2013
Get the long islandmug. a conservative skirt worn by women to cover legs. Long skirts come in many forms from narrow to wide. Long skirts tend to be worn by older women and often, those of Jewish origins, who sometimes wears long denim skirt. Long skirts may prevent movement, especially if they are too narrow. Some skirt may accidentally be lifted up during a windy day, revealing the legs and underwear of a person and embarrassing them.
Some long skirts may have a slit on either the sides, the front, or the back, mainly to aid in movement.
Some long skirts may have a slit on either the sides, the front, or the back, mainly to aid in movement.
It was embarassing. I was walking the other day, wearing a long skirt and the air just blew the skirt up over me and like everyone say my panties. I'm never wearing this again.
by Arrows November 16, 2007
Get the long skirtmug. by Jack December 29, 2003
Get the wang longmug. 
A dreary, 125 mile long sandbar that is home to some of the stupidest, most boorish rich idiots in the known universe.
by WildCardSteve December 31, 2008
Get the long islandmug.