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Kevin

Kevin is pretty much the dumbest teacher you will ever meet. He doesn't even listen to what the kids say about things. Everything in his eyes is other people's fault. Kevin is never wrong according to himself. He also thinks that he is the king of all Harry potter. Kevin knows everything about Harry potter so just you ask him about it, he'll tell you way too much. Yes, this man is an odd beaver boy but maybe some day he'll come around.
Veronica talking about shoes is like Kevin talking about Harry potter.
by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
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Kevin

This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!
Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!
by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018
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Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.
That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!
by Flayling October 19, 2020
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Kevin

A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.
Hey it’s that’s annoying asshole, Kevin.
by coolguy_69 September 23, 2018
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Kevin

A gay boi, a weaboo

Someone who is way too obsessed with anime, manga etc.

He might be a fan of Naruto or Jojo
The Kevin:"I just bought a new body pillow!!!"

The normal person:"You're such a fucking kevin dude"
by UrLadisFag May 24, 2018
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