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Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
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Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019
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n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
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Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man
Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019
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The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
Did you see Jonathan last night.”

Yeah there wasn’t much to see”
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
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A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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