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Jose

Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."
by pentagonixx March 1, 2020
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Jose

is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.
jose is gay.
by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020
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I am a guy so I was born with a jose
by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020
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An el charming ass nigga has a mighty cock and will make your asshole hurt
I want Jose in my ass
by Lil cuck March 21, 2020
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Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️
Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”
by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020
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Jose is the latino type of guy who cares about you but wont admit it. He likes to fool around with you and play with your hair, when something is wrong, he will stay till 3 am talking with you. However, sometimes he can be a player but once you are in his heart, there's no thing that takes you out of his mind.
If you fall in love, be sure that's a Jose
by Same old sad girl June 18, 2020
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