a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
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The expression "jar" derived from a practice among figurine collectors, where they place the figurine inside a glass jar, and then slowly fill the jar up with cum. It may also be used as a reaction or response emoji toward someone posting about their figurine collection.
Degen: More figurines arrived today!! <image of Aqua and Yunyun>
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...
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Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."
Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."
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